1. Don't bring your bad ass kids to the gym. Lady, I know you're pushing about a deuce (deuce and a half) but doing 3 arm curls with 1 lb. weights while your 2 kids are playing soccer with the pilates ball isn't going to get you down to that size 24 you envy. Yes, I realize that if you just got your waist a tiny bit smaller than your hips, you could have that ba-donk-a-donk butt that attracts all the world class gentlemen you crave.
2. If your car is idling, it is NOT necessary to open up all the doors, the trunk, and potentially the hood and blast music that only a criminal would like. It's a red light, not Hot Import Nights. I'm not sure when the last time the Hess station, the Taco Bell, or even my apartment parking lot hosted a car show. So quit treating it like one.
3. Can you laugh normally? Just every once in awhile. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a boisterous laugh from time to time, but do you really have to violently shake like you're having an epileptic seizure? Are you a pop corn kernel that just popped and is stuck in the bag? Settle it down. Besides, I don't think it's natural for a laugh to sound like static electricity.
That is all.
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